Most Offensive T Shirts
From LoveToKnow Men's Fashion
Sometimes guys just love to be rude and crude and purchasing one of the most offensive T shirts available can help with this unconventional pastime.
The Fight for the Most Offensive T Shirts
Shirts that catch an eye and cause a cringe have long been part of the typical male’s wardrobe. However, as the world’s most offensive T shirts continue to grow in popularity, the selection is no longer limited to obscure websites and the creativity of screen print shops.
Mainstream stores are beginning to carry foul mouthed slogans and questionable images as part of their regular men’s line, and it’s fairly reasonable to assume most guys own at least one or two shirts their mother wouldn’t allow. From political jabs to sexist slams, the race to produce the most offensive T shirts is on, and many clothing manufacturers are happy to be taking part. Below are just a few of the categories to choose from, whether your goal is to annoy your wife, get fired from your job, or risk getting your kid expelled following that next parent-teacher conference.
Don’t Head To The Bar Without It
Perhaps considered the mother of offensive T shirts, screen prints focusing on the wonders of drugs and alcohol have been around for decades. From underage teenagers trying to look cool, to the older gentleman hoping to prove to the world he is still “bad”, there are a wide variety of boozer tees available.
From the classic “Not tonight, ladies. I’m just here to get drunk,” to the more sophisticated “Anyone have a thesaurus? I’m tired of saying I’m drunk and horny,” there's quite a creative selection at websites such as T-shirt Hell. This site, which labels itself as where all the bad shirts go, will provide you with a pictorial preview of each offensive tee they carry, while also giving you adequate color and sizing options.
Shirts for wannabe alcoholics are also often available as free swag through various beer manufacturers and club promotions. Be on the lookout for these – after all, you want to spend your money on substance abuse, not clothing, right?
Political Patronizing
No matter what your party affiliation, there is a T shirt available to state your opinion. Roadkill Tshirts features a wide selection of politically charged apparel, including “Already against the next war” and “1/20/09 – The end of an error.” They also carry designs to help you jump in on the Obama hype, whether you are for or against him. Check out this site, or your local screen print shop for shirts that make a statement while leaving a little sting.
Childhood Gone Horribly Awry
Hobbes mauling and eating Calvin? Pooh pimping for his honey? Childhood icons turned evil are popular on many offensive T shirts. Lucky Threadz is responsible for perhaps the biggest childhood upset – the mouse trap murder of Mickey.
Retail Alternatives
As previously mentioned, many retail stores also offer offensive shirts, making them more convenient to buy and try on in person. While selections vary depending upon the season, stores like Kohl’s sell a variety of men’s graphic tees, and Target also offers a decent selection.
Hitting the mall can be the greatest way to find a shirt perfectly suited to your personality or humor, with a wide variety of retail options and customized shirt printing shops available to you. Think you have a flair for the offensive? Consider opening up your own virtual T-shirt shop through a site such as Café Press, which allows you to design your own apparel and make some spending money at the same time.
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